Launch of the campaign against nike trainers

Very pleased to announce that ‘Ello is going well and doing what it should, it’s moving on with the manifesto and is bringing support to its aims. Speaking of aims and objectives I’m very pleased to announce a collab with the rallying cry against the absolute symbol of blandness and ordinariness and that is the:

Campaign against Nike Trainers

Cant for short I find saying it in a cock-er-knee accent is best.

I love the ideals behind this social justice brand, we absolutely need to campaign against the absolute deluge of these horrible footwear items and their ubiquity as a symbol of blandness and lack of original thought to the fact that most are subtly overpriced. Including the fact that most are produced in less than desirable working conditions to the characteristics of the wearer’s indifference to that.

We will not be taking any questions at this time as all will be answered via the future statement that will be available imminently.

a discarded Nike trainer as someone else sees the light against what these footwear items symbolise.

Thank you

Ciao Bella.